Jen's Journal

You’re taking care of kids and they’re driving you crazy.

First things first, stop and take a deep breath. If you feel like punching them and cutting out their lips like in that SpongeBob movie, get the hell out of the room. They don’t know how to be empathetic and selfless yet and because of this, they are little shits. They are completely selfish and think the world revolves around them and their every need must be met. This is why it isn’t good to spoil children.

I’ll tell you a few things I’ve learned about kids that might help you. But also know that I have no kids of my own so take this with a grain of salt. If you’re watching kids, and they’re restless and won’t stop jumping around and bothering you for everything, take them outside. Kids love being outside, well most do anyway. This will give them time to run and get tired as well as give them fresh air. It will also give you time to calm down so you don’t strangle them.

If you’re outside and they’re safe, do yourself a favor and read a book, or listen to music, or do something that relaxes you. When they get restless, take them inside give them water, and check on their basic needs. This is easier if the child is older and can tell you what they want.

All you need to do when watching kids is feed them and make sure you check their diapers frequently. But if the parent pays you more than $20 an hour you should do a little more than that. Kids love stories and music, but most of all they love one-on-one attention.